What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"