What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!