You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
He cracks up
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Because there was no point.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering
Weed out only the best suppliers
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Serifs up, dude!"
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."