Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing