Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.