Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing