Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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One hits the spot...

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There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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It deep ends.

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A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.