Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Black Ball Jokes More Black Ball Jokes

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.