How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.