How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!