Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine