Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.