Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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He was resisting a rest

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What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.