Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What is wonder woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!