What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.