What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

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What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.