It was an udder catastrophe.
She had mittens !
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
The steaks are high
Hay Fever
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Because the farmers milk them dry!