What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!