What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack