Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.