How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again