You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
God does not punish twice.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
To blow of a little steam
Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."