How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Hope he doesn't see you.

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The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."