How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again