What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.