What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)