What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)