What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess