What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?