What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess