What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid