What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.