What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.