What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise