What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play