What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie