What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a