What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle