What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.