Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !