Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs