Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.