Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.