Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.