Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!