Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!