Because they hate shorts.
Friday
Everybody hates Pilipinos.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Head.
Civic doody.
Car Keys
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
You belong.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!