What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.