What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.