What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.