What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. I'll show myself out.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!