What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!