How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers