How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.