Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Whats a retarded person's favorite season?

Autismn

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.