Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

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Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.