Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Infest Jokes More Infest Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard