Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard