Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.