Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot