Rigor tortoise.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
Not very many of them know how to dance
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
