Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot