What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!