What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!