What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!