How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!