How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

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How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"