Seizure Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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