Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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you call him a little slow

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Julius Cheeser !

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Julius Seizure

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure