Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.