Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Roman Emperor Jokes More Roman Emperor Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

Foam Jokes More Foam Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy Beef Jerky.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy