Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Julius Seizure Jokes More Julius Seizure Jokes

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!