What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost