What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.