What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

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Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.