What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool