That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
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because he's covering an erection!
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
His desk is level
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Me: Because my bed is at home.
He wanted to work overtime.
I can see your drawers!
Me: Because my desk is too heavy.
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A: He wanted to work overtime.
A: Half a measure.
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He wanted to hang with his family.
An ex-boxer.
I sink therefore I am.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
He had his reservations.
Because they're funny on many levels.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because he's always Walken
Because he was in first place.
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
Because he never spills the beans :-)
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
Ask Apple.
