That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
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because he's covering an erection!
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
His desk is level
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Me: Because my bed is at home.
He wanted to work overtime.
I can see your drawers!
Me: Because my desk is too heavy.
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A: He wanted to work overtime.
A: Half a measure.
me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
His place is a dump
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
H. Ross Parrot
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Get off at the next stop!
That sinking feeling...
They're just alternate fax.
Because they had to adjust for inflation.
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if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
20 after 1.
He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
Don't blow it
