What's the best way to milk a sheep?

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

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Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.