What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh