What's the best way to milk a sheep?

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.