What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.