What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

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With a Hodor

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.