What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.