What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.