Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor