Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"