Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings