Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.