Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.