They like horsin' around.
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Milk and Bookies.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A howler monkey.
On the perineum falcon!
Because he likes Tibet.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Ground beef
From moscow
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)
Why are you so pointless
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
They're inbred.
