Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.