How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.