What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P