What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P