What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P