What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit