What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.