What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.