What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.