What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.