What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.