What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.