What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom