What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated