3 Leg Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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the cow didn't make it.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).