What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin