What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin