What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.