What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin