I can clearly see ur nuts.
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Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
The last black man to have a dream got shot.
removed
They will give you a piece of your mind.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
There's 20 of them
He was shot in the face.
Chinese food.
He drops the base when doing logs.
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
They both moust go down in emergency.
Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*
