Ur Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Honour Jokes More Honour Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.