I can clearly see ur nuts.
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Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
Beaucoup.
Son "Having an adopted son."
A just duet.
He got him diss barred.
Sumday
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
It got stuck in 9/11
He cantaloupe.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
A hug and a little quiche.
He liked to chop and change !
About 7 beers.
A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless
Chevalry
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.