I can clearly see ur nuts.
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Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
The ones with Jam in
The ones with food.
Because two wongs don't make a white
Chevalry
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
Wonton-amo Bay
Because they recognise Ty won
Pizza Haunt!
A spooksman !
Labs!
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..