Because they recognise Ty won
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
They will never win
they get all over the sheets.
Because they hate waterboarding.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different