Con-grab-ur-asians!!
His personality.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
Goo goo gai pan!
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Chop sticks!
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
All of them are adopted
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
Because two wongs don't make a white