What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white