What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

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The Rice-child was born.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!