Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!