Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

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What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!