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Because two Wongs don't make a white
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because two wongs don't make a white
Cause two Wongs don't make a white
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
300 degrees in the oven.
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
Because they all shot pilots.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
That's a salt!
Help me! I've been a-salted!
