White Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Baby Diaper Jokes More Baby Diaper Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

Chinese Couple Jokes More Chinese Couple Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong