What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.