Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Previous Random Joke Next

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.