Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.