Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"