Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
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One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Ego-Testicle.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
Urine over your head!
Put velcro on the ceiling.
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
Zoolander
Beaucoup.
Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.
Turkey.
Because there is no Turkey
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
It staged a coup
A coup.
It just ran out of juice.
Because he was a quack addict