Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

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He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands