Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Military Coup Jokes More Military Coup Jokes

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"