Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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You get to the other side.

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I trussed you.

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To get back to Mexico

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Geronimoo!"

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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A Tryptophanatic.

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