Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.