Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict