Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Give them a test-tickle
You don't, they will tell you.
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Exactly".
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
A: Chump day.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
