How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.