Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It's the one who has knee pads on.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Wednesday
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
