What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do you call the debut of a new beer?

A saison premiere!