Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!