Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!